Snowflake

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Our 6yo has begun making up his own jokes.
6yo: “Knock-knock!”
Wife: “Who’s there?”
6yo: “Ass.”
Wife: “Um. Uh. Ass who?”
6yo: “ASTRONAUT!”
Me: “Probably best to not tell that one at school….”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me, reading: “Suddenly, Jasmine’s eyes met Aladdin’s and they leaned towards one another to kiss.”
6yo: “They just met and they’re already KISSING?!?”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Cat Stevens, singing: “Tell me, where do the children play-ay-ayyyyy?!”
6yo: “Outside.”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “Mama, tell me what you’re interested in and I’ll tell you all about it.”
Wife: “Okaaaay…. I’m interested in sharks.”
4yo: “I don’t know anything about sharks.”
Wife: “Legos.”
4yo: “I’m not sure how they make Legos.”
Wife: “Playdoh?”
4yo: “I can’t remember how to make Playdoh.”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Your name is Rupert.”
4yo: “Your name is Garbage.”
Me: “Why did Grandma and Grandpa name me Garbage?”
4yo: “Because of your morning breath. It stinks.”

Oh.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “I didn’t see you very much today - I missed you!”
4yo: “I didn’t miss you at all because I love Mommy.”

Oh.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “When I eat, my stomach gets bigger & bigger! If it keeps growing, it’ll be even bigger than yours, Dad. You have a big stomach.”

Oh.